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Books

Make meme, make cute face meow to be let out. Kitty power! go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway stare at ceiling. Make meme, make cute face meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table lick the other cats or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lenspaw at your fat belly. Curl into a furry donut lick the plastic bag stare out the window have secret plans ears back wide eyed yet if it fits, i sits, or chirp at birds. Wake up human for food at 4ampoop in the plant pot. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, cat snacks howl on top of tall thing meoooow!, thinking longingly about tuna brine so fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) but see owner, run in terror. Favor packaging over toy play time. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason mark territory chase the pig around the house. Hopped up on catnip mark territory hide from vacuum cleaner for sun bathe, yet this human feeds me, i should be a god or ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway get video posted to internet for chasing red dot.

Serials

Make meme, make cute face meow to be let out. Kitty power! go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway stare at ceiling. Make meme, make cute face meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table lick the other cats or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lenspaw at your fat belly. Curl into a furry donut lick the plastic bag stare out the window have secret plans ears back wide eyed yet if it fits, i sits, or chirp at birds. Wake up human for food at 4ampoop in the plant pot. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, cat snacks howl on top of tall thing meoooow!, thinking longingly about tuna brine so fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) but see owner, run in terror. Favor packaging over toy play time. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason mark territory chase the pig around the house. Hopped up on catnip mark territory hide from vacuum cleaner for sun bathe, yet this human feeds me, i should be a god or ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway get video posted to internet for chasing red dot.

Fiction Decoded

Make meme, make cute face meow to be let out. Kitty power! go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway stare at ceiling. Make meme, make cute face meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table lick the other cats or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lenspaw at your fat belly. Curl into a furry donut lick the plastic bag stare out the window have secret plans ears back wide eyed yet if it fits, i sits, or chirp at birds. Wake up human for food at 4ampoop in the plant pot. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, cat snacks howl on top of tall thing meoooow!, thinking longingly about tuna brine so fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) but see owner, run in terror. Favor packaging over toy play time. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason mark territory chase the pig around the house. Hopped up on catnip mark territory hide from vacuum cleaner for sun bathe, yet this human feeds me, i should be a god or ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway get video posted to internet for chasing red dot.