Clay Held » nothing special http://www.clayheld.com I read. I write. I get lost a lot. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:11:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 50 Things that are also next to Godliness http://www.clayheld.com/2010/07/19/50-things-that-are-also-next-to-godliness/ http://www.clayheld.com/2010/07/19/50-things-that-are-also-next-to-godliness/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:53:58 +0000 Clay http://www.clayheld.com/?p=244 They say Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I say, there’s more than that. In contrast to our last 50 things, which focused on the negative, this morning we will dive into a bunch of words my spell-checker absolutely can not stand and focus on positive, happier things. Enjoy.

  1. Pretzeliness
  2. Rockinliness
  3. Gardenliness
  4. Playdohliness
  5. Kittenliness
  6. Steakiness
  7. Dr. Pepperliness
  8. Cheap Gasolineliness
  9. Foodliness
  10. Thinkiness
  11. Chuck Berryliness
  12. Poetryness
  13. Three Day Weekendliness
  14. Musiclines
  15. Muscleliness
  16. Rhythmliness
  17. TVliness
  18. BBQliness
  19. Winningliness
  20. Funniness
  21. Cartooniness
  22. Grammaticaliness
  23. Spellingliness
  24. Gummi Bearliness
  25. Jazziness
  26. Cheesiness
  27. Speediness
  28. iTunesiness
  29. Podcastiness
  30. Toys ‘r Usiness
  31. Bearsiness
  32. Steve Carrelliness
  33. Sugariness
  34. Cinnamoniness
  35. Indiana Jonesiness
  36. Jamboreeliness
  37. Hopscotchiness
  38. Butterscotchiness
  39. Disneyness
  40. SciFiliness
  41. Jimmy Buffetliness
  42. Comic bookiness
  43. Roboticiness
  44. Creativitiness
  45. Slim Jiminess
  46. Cupcakiness
  47. Simpsoniness
  48. Funsiesliness
  49. Rollercoasterliness
  50. Ridiculousnessness

 

 

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  1. The Tale of the Haunted Murderer
  2. Death Follows not the Dead
  3. I Died Four Times Too Many
  4. Midnight’s Midnight
  5. Super Dead
  6. Commander Visceral
  7. The Clone’s Treasure
  8. Princess of Time
  9. The Closet into Nowhere
  10. The Sewer Wolves
  11. Darkly Twisted the Ax
  12. Nightmare of the Pirate King
  13. Comets!
  14. Swiftly Walked the Reaper
  15. Castle Oblivion
  16. Castle of Oblivion
  17. Time Death
  18. The Exploding Gravedigger
  19. Ant Doctor
  20. The Hall of Detective Nobodies
  21. Amazonian Robots of the Third Reich
  22. Dwarves of the Moon
  23. The Red Dog
  24. Time takes not the Train
  25. Hotel Dismemberment
  26. Twenty Four Hours Earlier…from Death!
  27. The Rusted Clock
  28. The Sunken Cafe
  29. Trouble on the Murder Express
  30. I Knew Who I Killed
  31. Werewolf Zeppelin
  32. Mermaid Carnivale
  33. Gypsies Followed Me Home
  34. Breakfast of the Damned
  35. The Cloud of Skulls
  36. Lady in Red, Lady in White
  37. Dappy Dusseldorf in: The Case of the Hoodwinked Habberdasher
  38. The Golden Spider
  39. The Macabre Mansion on Murder Mountain
  40. Butlers Aplenty
  41. Send Flowers to my Mother…I’m Dead
  42. The Dead Don’t Dance Like They Used To.
  43. GORGOK: SWAMP HUNTER
  44. Journey to the Center of the Moon
  45. Not Earth…Moon
  46. Fire From the Clocktower
  47. The Astonishing Amusement Park of Aristotle Armando
  48. The Hills Feel No Pain
  49. The Dumpster into Yesterday
  50. Claws of the Handmaiden!
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