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25 Flips on an Old Idea
We all want to make old ideas new again, right? But how? Fortunately for us, there’s a simple (and silly) technique you can use to get the ideas rolling. Take an old idea, and change one thing about it. Suddenly, you have a new idea! Take The Sisters Grimm, for instance. You start by changing that one thing (brothers become sisters), then you have a platform to work from, nurturing your own ideas and situations that expand away from the idea. With a little luck, you’ll have eventually wandered so far away from the original idea that you’ve created your own fresh, exciting story to tell.
A note on derivativeness: you have a responsibility to ensure you’re not ripping off the original idea. This list certainly is not an endorsement for plagiarism or embracing derivativeness as your road to riches and fame. I intend only to educate about the nature of creating fresh ideas. I believe every story has been told (there’s only two or so anyway), with only minor changes to the details.
The idea is to get you thinking about the relationships between story elements and how you can ripple new life into your work by plucking the invisible strings that holds it all together. How derivative you allow this to be is entirely on you and your comfort level. But, if your intention is to become a professional writer, you need to stop right now and realize that this is not an endorsement for ripping off other people’s hard work. Again, we’re here to talk about how you can look at old ideas in a new way, and how this can lead to crafting your own spin on those same two (or so) stories.
Feel free to let your own reversals be as silly as you want. I can’t present this list without admitting to indulging my sillier side.
Like some of our other lists, this is a mix of ideas and situations. Some are bald, polar-opposites of well-known works. I wouldn’t recommend naming your story or manuscript exactly this, but instead treat the reversal as a seed for creating a new idea.
Be warned: this can be a tool for good, or a tool for evil.
25 Flips on an Old Idea
- The Mop in the Stone
- Little Green Riding Hood
- Mrs. Sandman
- Father Goose
- Insomniac Beauty
- Alice’s Adventures in Ordinary, Everyday Life
- Robocrook
- Librarians of Fortune
- Damsel in Comfort
- Werehumans
- The Murdered Butler
- Casualties of Peace
- The Little Old Man Who Lived in a Shoe
- The Leaving of the King
- The Horrible Wizard of Oz
- Apollo 31
- The Godson
- Juliet and Romeo
- The Sidekick’s Journey
- Diamonds are a Boy’s Best Friend
- The Great Indoors
- My Unfair Lady
- Earth Wars
- Battlefield Neptune
- Queen Kong
50 Strong Images
Stephen King says in his wonderful memoir On Writing that imagery is what allows the reader to become a sensory participant in your story. I believe him. Without imagery, your story has nowhere to happen. Only by creating a place for your story do you allow your characters room to move, to grow, and to surprise you.
Today’s list contains fifty images designed to invoke something within your mind’s eye. If they do, then I win. If they don’t, then I lose. And if, for a moment, that image takes you to another place–clicks your mind’s eye over to another view, so to speak–then I win big time.
Note how in almost each example the image is active. Each image is doing something. Except for taste imagery, which tends to be more passive, but I feel this is because when tasting, the subject is almost always the taster, not the taste.
Some are bonus images, in that they appeal to more than one sense. Most are written in the present tense and use that omnipresent you to help sell the image.
- A red apple sitting on a wooden table
- A trumpet hitting a high note
- A dog rubbing against your leg
- Garbage rotting on a curb
- Sweet, cold cherry pie
- Sunlight glaring off a car window
- Asphalt burning under your bare feet
- Sour lemonade puckering your lips
- An icepack chilling the skin around your ankle
- A car squealing its tires
- Thunder rattling a building
- The coarse fabric of a cheap pillowcase scratching your face
- A crowd of teenagers egging on a fight
- Cigarette smoke floating in the air
- The momentary feeling of weightlessness when you’ve just been hit by another vehicle on the road
- Very hot food burning your throat
- The civil defense siren blaring
- Loud bass thumping the windows
- A sink dripping
- Sawdust laying on the floor
- Quiet music playing
- Shadows crawling across the room at sunset
- Snow piled up along the curb
- A cat sleeping under a rocking chair
- A carved skull reflecting moonlight
- An old book gathering dust on a table
- Condensation gathering on the outside of a glass of tea
- A shaving razor slipping against your skin
- A dog barking after midnight
- Flowers blooming after a rainstorm
- A bee sting prickling up your arm
- Static erupting out of your radio
- Sweat sticking to your skin
- The sun’s rays beating down on you
- A piece of paper slicing your finger
- Bleach stinging your eyes
- The mild whiff of antiseptic hanging in the air
- A crowded market bustling with people
- The needle from an immunization or IV pinching your skin
- Graffiti covering a wall
- A loose hair tickling your forehead
- A dark sedan following you across town
- Mud splashing up
- A thumbtack poking your foot
- Donut crumbs sticking to your fingers
- Your stomach aching after eating something undercooked
- Bad breath hitting you in the face
- A kitten nuzzling your hand
- An air conditioner humming
- Red ink staining your fingers
50 Bizarre Juxtapositions
Juxtaposition, or Contrast, is the smashing together of two disparate things to create interest–the things of human interest stories. Cats and Dogs. Orange juice and toothpaste.
Contrast doesn’t have to run on polar opposites. Direct opposition is the realm of tired cliché. Take the classic example of a clean freak and a slob–done to death. Can we think of something that’s off at a right angle that goes in a new direction and draws a new, interesting comparison? Instead of a slob, why not a survivalist? A voodoo priest, or better yet, a priestess?
The list below is sporadic, and at times bizarre. That is on purpose. Some are situations, some are just vague concepts, and some are character driven. The key component behind every example is using differences to compel the narrative.
- A minister paired with a cat burglar
- A blizzard during a funeral
- Circus music during a final exam
- Kittens and militias
- A craft store in a skyscraper
- Environmental activism and exorcisms
- Vegetable gardens and store mannequins
- A middle-aged NASA engineer and a homeless person
- Graveyards and cotton candy
- Jazz music playing in the desert
- Catfish and Socialism
- Riverboats and Fairy Tales
- Banks and the SAT
- Skydiving and church
- Motivational posters in a mortuary
- Depression and roller coasters
- Railroads and Tropical Islands
- Kleptomania and the National Forest Service
- Pie charts and Pulp Serials
- A steamer trunk in Ancient Greece
- A Boxer who loves Hello Kitty
- Horoscopes for Dogs
- Finding Three Wishes along with a Mysterious Sealed Envelope
- The Apocalypse and your High School Prom
- A war vet and a stolen painting
- Werewolves and Candygrams
- Hypochondria and Time Travel
- The Deep South and Sea World
- Bears versus the US Army Corps of Engineers
- Cowboys and Quakers
- A stage magician who becomes a detective
- Crop dusters and the homeless problem
- High blood pressure and Dreaming
- Tombstones and Puppets
- Heaven and razors
- Teenagers and Cholera
- Circus Clowns and the Internet
- Double Vision and Lawyers
- Mirrors and Weather Forecasting
- Cats and Wolves
- Thunder and Accordions
- Children’s Birthday Parties and Alcoholism
- Ants and Nudity
- Birds and childbirth
- Bald people and angry spirits
- Beards and Felonies
- The Russians and The Moon
- Whale poaching and the Girl Scouts
- Kindness and Insanity
- Snowmen and pants
50 Boring Verbs
Verbs are the pulse of your writing. Weak, bland, ineffectual verbs give your story a weak pulse. Similarly, strong, powerful verbs gives your story a good beat and keep the story moving. Consider the difference between John closed the door and John slammed the door. Sure you could say John closed the door angrily, but then you risk getting adverb sickness.
For this morning’s diatribe, let’s look at 50 boring verbs. I would say strap in and hold on, but instead I’m promising clear skies and smooth sailing. So sit back , relax, grab a beverage, and let’s get going.
50 Boring Verbs
- Is
- Seem
- Look
- Feel
- Walk
- Made
- Did
- Saw
- Got
- Had
- Talk
- Need
- Come
- Ask
- Kick
- Punch
- Try
- Know
- Imagine
- Think
- Smell
- Taste
- Want
- Doubt
- Love
- Have
- Like
- Hate
- Realize
- Believe
- Suppose
- Astonish
- Fit
- Owe
- Remember
- Mind
- Belong
- Include
- Prefer
- Promise
- Weigh
- Matter
- Impress
- Take
- Smoke
- Jump
- Dance
- Hurt
- Kill
- Curse
50 Things that are also next to Godliness
They say Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I say, there’s more than that. In contrast to our last 50 things, which focused on the negative, this morning we will dive into a bunch of words my spell-checker absolutely can not stand and focus on positive, happier things. Enjoy.
- Pretzeliness
- Rockinliness
- Gardenliness
- Playdohliness
- Kittenliness
- Steakiness
- Dr. Pepperliness
- Cheap Gasolineliness
- Foodliness
- Thinkiness
- Chuck Berryliness
- Poetryness
- Three Day Weekendliness
- Musiclines
- Muscleliness
- Rhythmliness
- TVliness
- BBQliness
- Winningliness
- Funniness
- Cartooniness
- Grammaticaliness
- Spellingliness
- Gummi Bearliness
- Jazziness
- Cheesiness
- Speediness
- iTunesiness
- Podcastiness
- Toys ‘r Usiness
- Bearsiness
- Steve Carrelliness
- Sugariness
- Cinnamoniness
- Indiana Jonesiness
- Jamboreeliness
- Hopscotchiness
- Butterscotchiness
- Disneyness
- SciFiliness
- Jimmy Buffetliness
- Comic bookiness
- Roboticiness
- Creativitiness
- Slim Jiminess
- Cupcakiness
- Simpsoniness
- Funsiesliness
- Rollercoasterliness
- Ridiculousnessness
50 Things that Pave the Road to Hell
This morning we present 50 Things that Pave the Road to Hell. The Road is strewn with many wondrous things, possibly including (but not limited to ) any of the following:
- Oversight
- Adverbs
- Attendance Concerns
- Memos
- Meetings
- Oprah Proteges
- Youtube Videos
- Family Guy Quotes
- Pop Music
- Denny’s
- The FreeCreditReport.com Guys
- Duckface photos
- Teenagers
- Hipsters
- Will Ferrell movies
- Andy Samberg
- One-Dimensional TV Commercials
- Early Morning Radio Talk Show Hosts
- Bitching About Video Games
- Arguing Politics
- American Idol Hype
- Window-Thumping Bass
- Loud Motorcycles at 3AM
- Perpetual Middlingness
- Facebook Ennui
- First Drafts
- Other Drivers
- Local Commercials
- Awards Ceremonies
- Oscars Hype
- Managers
- Michael Bay Movies
- Cellphone early-termination fees
- Alarm Clocks
- Smooth Peanut Butter
- Long Doctor Office Waits
- Fanboys
- Animals Wearing Clothing
- Exposition-heavy radio commercials
- Reality Television
- Deadbeat neighbors
- Generic Soda
- Nerd Rage
- Overly-enthusiastic Cosplayers
- LOLcats
- Low Rent Music Covers
- FOX Network Programming Decisions
- iPhone rage
- Informercials
- Internet Arguments
