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25 Flips on an Old Idea

We all want to make old ideas new again, right? But how? Fortunately for us, there’s a simple (and silly) technique you can use to get the ideas rolling. Take an old idea, and change one thing about it. Suddenly, you have a new idea! Take The Sisters Grimm, for instance. You start by changing that one thing (brothers become sisters), then you have a platform to work from, nurturing your own ideas and situations that expand away from the idea. With a little luck, you’ll have eventually wandered so far away from the original idea that you’ve created your own fresh, exciting story to tell.

A note on derivativeness: you have a responsibility to ensure you’re not ripping off the original idea. This list certainly is not an endorsement for plagiarism or embracing derivativeness as your road to riches and fame. I intend only to educate about the nature of creating fresh ideas. I believe every story has been told (there’s only two or so anyway), with only minor changes to the details.

The idea is to get you thinking about the relationships between story elements and how you can ripple new life into your work by plucking the invisible strings that holds it all together.  How derivative you allow this to be is entirely on you and your comfort level. But, if your intention is to become a professional writer, you need to stop right now and realize that this is not an endorsement for ripping off other people’s hard work. Again, we’re here to talk about how you can look at old ideas in a new way, and how this can lead to crafting your own spin on those same two (or so) stories.

Feel free to let your own reversals be as silly as you want. I can’t present this list without admitting to indulging my sillier side.

Like some of our other lists, this is a mix of ideas and situations. Some are bald, polar-opposites of well-known works. I wouldn’t recommend naming your story or manuscript exactly this, but instead treat the reversal as a seed for creating a new idea.

Be warned: this can be a tool for good, or a tool for evil.

25 Flips on an Old Idea

  1. The Mop in the Stone
  2. Little Green Riding Hood
  3. Mrs. Sandman
  4. Father Goose
  5. Insomniac Beauty
  6. Alice’s Adventures in Ordinary, Everyday Life
  7. Robocrook
  8. Librarians of Fortune
  9. Damsel in Comfort
  10. Werehumans
  11. The Murdered Butler
  12. Casualties of Peace
  13. The Little Old Man Who Lived in a Shoe
  14. The Leaving of the King
  15. The Horrible Wizard of Oz
  16. Apollo 31
  17. The Godson
  18. Juliet and Romeo
  19. The Sidekick’s Journey
  20. Diamonds are a Boy’s Best Friend
  21. The Great Indoors
  22. My Unfair Lady
  23. Earth Wars
  24. Battlefield Neptune
  25. Queen Kong

50 Strong Images

Stephen King says in his wonderful memoir On Writing that imagery is what allows the reader to become a sensory participant in your story. I believe him. Without imagery, your story has nowhere to happen. Only by creating a place for your story do you allow your characters room to move, to grow, and to surprise you.

Today’s list contains fifty images designed to invoke something within your mind’s eye. If they do, then I win. If they don’t, then I lose. And if, for a moment, that image takes you to another place–clicks your mind’s eye over to another view, so to speak–then I win big time.

Note how in almost each example the image is active. Each image is doing something. Except for taste imagery, which tends to be more passive, but I feel this is because when tasting, the subject is almost always the taster, not the taste.

Some are bonus images, in that they appeal to more than one sense. Most are written in the present tense and use that omnipresent you to help sell the image.

  1. A red apple sitting on a wooden table
  2. A trumpet hitting a high note
  3. A dog rubbing against your leg
  4. Garbage rotting on a curb
  5. Sweet, cold cherry pie
  6. Sunlight glaring off a car window
  7. Asphalt burning under your bare feet
  8. Sour lemonade puckering your lips
  9. An icepack chilling the skin around your ankle
  10. A car squealing its tires
  11. Thunder rattling a building
  12. The coarse fabric of a cheap pillowcase scratching your face
  13. A crowd of teenagers egging on a fight
  14. Cigarette smoke floating in the air
  15. The momentary feeling of weightlessness when you’ve just been hit by another vehicle on the road
  16. Very hot food burning your throat
  17. The civil defense siren blaring
  18. Loud bass thumping the windows
  19. A sink dripping
  20. Sawdust laying on the floor
  21. Quiet music playing
  22. Shadows crawling across the room at sunset
  23. Snow piled up along the curb
  24. A cat sleeping under a rocking chair
  25. A carved skull reflecting moonlight
  26. An old book gathering dust on a table
  27. Condensation gathering on the outside of a glass of tea
  28. A shaving razor slipping against your skin
  29. A dog barking after midnight
  30. Flowers blooming after a rainstorm
  31. A bee sting prickling up your arm
  32. Static erupting out of your radio
  33. Sweat sticking to your skin
  34. The sun’s rays beating down on you
  35. A piece of paper slicing your finger
  36. Bleach stinging your eyes
  37. The mild whiff of antiseptic hanging in the air
  38. A crowded market bustling with people
  39. The needle from an immunization or IV pinching your skin
  40. Graffiti covering a wall
  41. A loose hair tickling your forehead
  42. A dark sedan following you across town
  43. Mud splashing up
  44. A thumbtack poking your foot
  45. Donut crumbs sticking to your fingers
  46. Your stomach aching after eating something undercooked
  47. Bad breath hitting you in the face
  48. A kitten nuzzling your hand
  49. An air conditioner humming
  50. Red ink staining your fingers

50 Bizarre Juxtapositions

Juxtaposition, or Contrast, is the smashing together of two disparate things to create interest–the things of human interest stories. Cats and Dogs. Orange juice and toothpaste.

Contrast doesn’t have to run on polar opposites. Direct opposition is the realm of tired cliché. Take the classic example of a clean freak and a slob–done to death. Can we think of something that’s off at a right angle that goes in a new direction and draws a new, interesting comparison? Instead of a slob, why not a survivalist? A voodoo priest, or better yet, a priestess?

The list below is sporadic, and at times bizarre. That is on purpose. Some are situations, some are just vague concepts, and some are character driven. The key component behind every example is using differences to compel the narrative.

  1. A minister paired with a cat burglar
  2. A blizzard during a funeral
  3. Circus music during a final exam
  4. Kittens and militias
  5. A craft store in a skyscraper
  6. Environmental activism and exorcisms
  7. Vegetable gardens and store mannequins
  8. A middle-aged NASA engineer and a homeless person
  9. Graveyards and cotton candy
  10. Jazz music playing in the desert
  11. Catfish and Socialism
  12. Riverboats and Fairy Tales
  13. Banks and the SAT
  14. Skydiving and church
  15. Motivational posters in a mortuary
  16. Depression and roller coasters
  17. Railroads and Tropical Islands
  18. Kleptomania and the National Forest Service
  19. Pie charts and Pulp Serials
  20. A steamer trunk in Ancient Greece
  21. A Boxer who loves Hello Kitty
  22. Horoscopes for Dogs
  23. Finding Three Wishes along with a Mysterious Sealed Envelope
  24. The Apocalypse and your High School Prom
  25. A war vet and a stolen painting
  26. Werewolves and Candygrams
  27. Hypochondria and Time Travel
  28. The Deep South and Sea World
  29. Bears versus the US Army Corps of Engineers
  30. Cowboys and Quakers
  31. A stage magician who becomes a detective
  32. Crop dusters and the homeless problem
  33. High blood pressure and Dreaming
  34. Tombstones and Puppets
  35. Heaven and razors
  36. Teenagers and Cholera
  37. Circus Clowns and the Internet
  38. Double Vision and Lawyers
  39. Mirrors and Weather Forecasting
  40. Cats and Wolves
  41. Thunder and Accordions
  42. Children’s Birthday Parties and Alcoholism
  43. Ants and Nudity
  44. Birds and childbirth
  45. Bald people and angry spirits
  46. Beards and Felonies
  47. The Russians and The Moon
  48. Whale poaching and the Girl Scouts
  49. Kindness and Insanity
  50. Snowmen and pants

50 Boring Verbs

Verbs are the pulse of your writing. Weak, bland, ineffectual verbs give your story a weak pulse. Similarly, strong, powerful verbs gives your story a good beat and keep the story moving. Consider the difference between John closed the door and John slammed the door. Sure you could say John closed the door angrily, but then you risk getting adverb sickness.

For this morning’s diatribe, let’s look at 50 boring verbs. I would say strap in and hold on, but instead I’m promising clear skies and smooth sailing. So sit back , relax, grab a beverage, and let’s get going.

50 Boring Verbs

  1. Is
  2. Seem
  3. Look
  4. Feel
  5. Walk
  6. Made
  7. Did
  8. Saw
  9. Got
  10. Had
  11. Talk
  12. Need
  13. Come
  14. Ask
  15. Kick
  16. Punch
  17. Try
  18. Know
  19. Imagine
  20. Think
  21. Smell
  22. Taste
  23. Want
  24. Doubt
  25. Love
  26. Have
  27. Like
  28. Hate
  29. Realize
  30. Believe
  31. Suppose
  32. Astonish
  33. Fit
  34. Owe
  35. Remember
  36. Mind
  37. Belong
  38. Include
  39. Prefer
  40. Promise
  41. Weigh
  42. Matter
  43. Impress
  44. Take
  45. Smoke
  46. Jump
  47. Dance
  48. Hurt
  49. Kill
  50. Curse

 

 

50 Things that are also next to Godliness

They say Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I say, there’s more than that. In contrast to our last 50 things, which focused on the negative, this morning we will dive into a bunch of words my spell-checker absolutely can not stand and focus on positive, happier things. Enjoy.

  1. Pretzeliness
  2. Rockinliness
  3. Gardenliness
  4. Playdohliness
  5. Kittenliness
  6. Steakiness
  7. Dr. Pepperliness
  8. Cheap Gasolineliness
  9. Foodliness
  10. Thinkiness
  11. Chuck Berryliness
  12. Poetryness
  13. Three Day Weekendliness
  14. Musiclines
  15. Muscleliness
  16. Rhythmliness
  17. TVliness
  18. BBQliness
  19. Winningliness
  20. Funniness
  21. Cartooniness
  22. Grammaticaliness
  23. Spellingliness
  24. Gummi Bearliness
  25. Jazziness
  26. Cheesiness
  27. Speediness
  28. iTunesiness
  29. Podcastiness
  30. Toys ‘r Usiness
  31. Bearsiness
  32. Steve Carrelliness
  33. Sugariness
  34. Cinnamoniness
  35. Indiana Jonesiness
  36. Jamboreeliness
  37. Hopscotchiness
  38. Butterscotchiness
  39. Disneyness
  40. SciFiliness
  41. Jimmy Buffetliness
  42. Comic bookiness
  43. Roboticiness
  44. Creativitiness
  45. Slim Jiminess
  46. Cupcakiness
  47. Simpsoniness
  48. Funsiesliness
  49. Rollercoasterliness
  50. Ridiculousnessness

 

 

50 Things that Pave the Road to Hell

This morning we present 50 Things that Pave the Road to Hell. The Road is strewn with many wondrous things, possibly including (but not limited to ) any of the following:

  1. Oversight
  2. Adverbs
  3. Attendance Concerns
  4. Memos
  5. Meetings
  6. Oprah Proteges
  7. Youtube Videos
  8. Family Guy Quotes
  9. Pop Music
  10. Denny’s
  11. The FreeCreditReport.com Guys
  12. Duckface photos
  13. Teenagers
  14. Hipsters
  15. Will Ferrell movies
  16. Andy Samberg
  17. One-Dimensional TV Commercials
  18. Early Morning Radio Talk Show Hosts
  19. Bitching About Video Games
  20. Arguing Politics
  21. American Idol Hype
  22. Window-Thumping Bass
  23. Loud Motorcycles at 3AM
  24. Perpetual Middlingness
  25. Facebook Ennui
  26. First Drafts
  27. Other Drivers
  28. Local Commercials
  29. Awards Ceremonies
  30. Oscars Hype
  31. Managers
  32. Michael Bay Movies
  33. Cellphone early-termination fees
  34. Alarm Clocks
  35. Smooth Peanut Butter
  36. Long Doctor Office Waits
  37. Fanboys
  38. Animals Wearing Clothing
  39. Exposition-heavy radio commercials
  40. Reality Television
  41. Deadbeat neighbors
  42. Generic Soda
  43. Nerd Rage
  44. Overly-enthusiastic Cosplayers
  45. LOLcats
  46. Low Rent Music Covers
  47. FOX Network Programming Decisions
  48. iPhone rage
  49. Informercials
  50. Internet Arguments
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