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50 Strong Images

Stephen King says in his wonderful memoir On Writing that imagery is what allows the reader to become a sensory participant in your story. I believe him. Without imagery, your story has nowhere to happen. Only by creating a place for your story do you allow your characters room to move, to grow, and to surprise you.

Today’s list contains fifty images designed to invoke something within your mind’s eye. If they do, then I win. If they don’t, then I lose. And if, for a moment, that image takes you to another place–clicks your mind’s eye over to another view, so to speak–then I win big time.

Note how in almost each example the image is active. Each image is doing something. Except for taste imagery, which tends to be more passive, but I feel this is because when tasting, the subject is almost always the taster, not the taste.

Some are bonus images, in that they appeal to more than one sense. Most are written in the present tense and use that omnipresent you to help sell the image.

  1. A red apple sitting on a wooden table
  2. A trumpet hitting a high note
  3. A dog rubbing against your leg
  4. Garbage rotting on a curb
  5. Sweet, cold cherry pie
  6. Sunlight glaring off a car window
  7. Asphalt burning under your bare feet
  8. Sour lemonade puckering your lips
  9. An icepack chilling the skin around your ankle
  10. A car squealing its tires
  11. Thunder rattling a building
  12. The coarse fabric of a cheap pillowcase scratching your face
  13. A crowd of teenagers egging on a fight
  14. Cigarette smoke floating in the air
  15. The momentary feeling of weightlessness when you’ve just been hit by another vehicle on the road
  16. Very hot food burning your throat
  17. The civil defense siren blaring
  18. Loud bass thumping the windows
  19. A sink dripping
  20. Sawdust laying on the floor
  21. Quiet music playing
  22. Shadows crawling across the room at sunset
  23. Snow piled up along the curb
  24. A cat sleeping under a rocking chair
  25. A carved skull reflecting moonlight
  26. An old book gathering dust on a table
  27. Condensation gathering on the outside of a glass of tea
  28. A shaving razor slipping against your skin
  29. A dog barking after midnight
  30. Flowers blooming after a rainstorm
  31. A bee sting prickling up your arm
  32. Static erupting out of your radio
  33. Sweat sticking to your skin
  34. The sun’s rays beating down on you
  35. A piece of paper slicing your finger
  36. Bleach stinging your eyes
  37. The mild whiff of antiseptic hanging in the air
  38. A crowded market bustling with people
  39. The needle from an immunization or IV pinching your skin
  40. Graffiti covering a wall
  41. A loose hair tickling your forehead
  42. A dark sedan following you across town
  43. Mud splashing up
  44. A thumbtack poking your foot
  45. Donut crumbs sticking to your fingers
  46. Your stomach aching after eating something undercooked
  47. Bad breath hitting you in the face
  48. A kitten nuzzling your hand
  49. An air conditioner humming
  50. Red ink staining your fingers

50 Things that are also next to Godliness

They say Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I say, there’s more than that. In contrast to our last 50 things, which focused on the negative, this morning we will dive into a bunch of words my spell-checker absolutely can not stand and focus on positive, happier things. Enjoy.

  1. Pretzeliness
  2. Rockinliness
  3. Gardenliness
  4. Playdohliness
  5. Kittenliness
  6. Steakiness
  7. Dr. Pepperliness
  8. Cheap Gasolineliness
  9. Foodliness
  10. Thinkiness
  11. Chuck Berryliness
  12. Poetryness
  13. Three Day Weekendliness
  14. Musiclines
  15. Muscleliness
  16. Rhythmliness
  17. TVliness
  18. BBQliness
  19. Winningliness
  20. Funniness
  21. Cartooniness
  22. Grammaticaliness
  23. Spellingliness
  24. Gummi Bearliness
  25. Jazziness
  26. Cheesiness
  27. Speediness
  28. iTunesiness
  29. Podcastiness
  30. Toys ‘r Usiness
  31. Bearsiness
  32. Steve Carrelliness
  33. Sugariness
  34. Cinnamoniness
  35. Indiana Jonesiness
  36. Jamboreeliness
  37. Hopscotchiness
  38. Butterscotchiness
  39. Disneyness
  40. SciFiliness
  41. Jimmy Buffetliness
  42. Comic bookiness
  43. Roboticiness
  44. Creativitiness
  45. Slim Jiminess
  46. Cupcakiness
  47. Simpsoniness
  48. Funsiesliness
  49. Rollercoasterliness
  50. Ridiculousnessness

 

 

50 Original Pulp Serial Titles

Tonight we feature 50 original pulp fiction titles. I decided to take a silly, irreverent approach to writing these. I hope you find them entertaining.

  1. The Tale of the Haunted Murderer
  2. Death Follows not the Dead
  3. I Died Four Times Too Many
  4. Midnight’s Midnight
  5. Super Dead
  6. Commander Visceral
  7. The Clone’s Treasure
  8. Princess of Time
  9. The Closet into Nowhere
  10. The Sewer Wolves
  11. Darkly Twisted the Ax
  12. Nightmare of the Pirate King
  13. Comets!
  14. Swiftly Walked the Reaper
  15. Castle Oblivion
  16. Castle of Oblivion
  17. Time Death
  18. The Exploding Gravedigger
  19. Ant Doctor
  20. The Hall of Detective Nobodies
  21. Amazonian Robots of the Third Reich
  22. Dwarves of the Moon
  23. The Red Dog
  24. Time takes not the Train
  25. Hotel Dismemberment
  26. Twenty Four Hours Earlier…from Death!
  27. The Rusted Clock
  28. The Sunken Cafe
  29. Trouble on the Murder Express
  30. I Knew Who I Killed
  31. Werewolf Zeppelin
  32. Mermaid Carnivale
  33. Gypsies Followed Me Home
  34. Breakfast of the Damned
  35. The Cloud of Skulls
  36. Lady in Red, Lady in White
  37. Dappy Dusseldorf in: The Case of the Hoodwinked Habberdasher
  38. The Golden Spider
  39. The Macabre Mansion on Murder Mountain
  40. Butlers Aplenty
  41. Send Flowers to my Mother…I’m Dead
  42. The Dead Don’t Dance Like They Used To.
  43. GORGOK: SWAMP HUNTER
  44. Journey to the Center of the Moon
  45. Not Earth…Moon
  46. Fire From the Clocktower
  47. The Astonishing Amusement Park of Aristotle Armando
  48. The Hills Feel No Pain
  49. The Dumpster into Yesterday
  50. Claws of the Handmaiden!
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