Clay Held » nothing special http://www.clayheld.com I read. I write. I get lost a lot. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:11:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ode to a Philly Cheesesteak http://www.clayheld.com/2011/11/30/ode-to-a-philly-cheesesteak/ http://www.clayheld.com/2011/11/30/ode-to-a-philly-cheesesteak/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:14:10 +0000 Clay http://www.clayheld.com/?p=704 Oh stomach, numb from hunger, sour and sore

I craved in my heart a Philly cheesesteak

Craven with wanting I swept through the door

Then off to my car, ready to partake

I sped quickly home, sandwich in my hand

I ate unrestrained while going down the road

I gobbled the peppers, inhaled the cheese

And while dinner sated my hunger’s command

The yellow peppers story does forebode

I know soon they will bring me to my knees

 

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What do you do?

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  1. Pretzeliness
  2. Rockinliness
  3. Gardenliness
  4. Playdohliness
  5. Kittenliness
  6. Steakiness
  7. Dr. Pepperliness
  8. Cheap Gasolineliness
  9. Foodliness
  10. Thinkiness
  11. Chuck Berryliness
  12. Poetryness
  13. Three Day Weekendliness
  14. Musiclines
  15. Muscleliness
  16. Rhythmliness
  17. TVliness
  18. BBQliness
  19. Winningliness
  20. Funniness
  21. Cartooniness
  22. Grammaticaliness
  23. Spellingliness
  24. Gummi Bearliness
  25. Jazziness
  26. Cheesiness
  27. Speediness
  28. iTunesiness
  29. Podcastiness
  30. Toys ‘r Usiness
  31. Bearsiness
  32. Steve Carrelliness
  33. Sugariness
  34. Cinnamoniness
  35. Indiana Jonesiness
  36. Jamboreeliness
  37. Hopscotchiness
  38. Butterscotchiness
  39. Disneyness
  40. SciFiliness
  41. Jimmy Buffetliness
  42. Comic bookiness
  43. Roboticiness
  44. Creativitiness
  45. Slim Jiminess
  46. Cupcakiness
  47. Simpsoniness
  48. Funsiesliness
  49. Rollercoasterliness
  50. Ridiculousnessness

 

 

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