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50 Things that would make great Yankee Candles

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

 

We all enjoy a good smell: vanilla, fresh rain, the smell of a baseball glove. Smell is a memory trigger–an errant scent you find out in the public can suddenly zap you back to your second grade classroom, the smell of your teacher’s perfume seemingly reaching out from across time and space, grabbing you and drawing you back into your days of recess and learning cursive.

Smells can also be a gateway to hell. Who among us hasn’t come across something horrid and foul? A bad smell can lead to a bad day. A good smell can lead to–appropriately enough–a good day. Yankee Candle knows this. Yankee Candle knows the power of a good smell, though they are more apt to label it a “scent” to appeal to our high-end, metropolitan-aspiring sense of self.

All the bullshit aside, here’s 50 smells that deserve to be Yankee Candles. Maybe some already exist, but I’m going to venture out on a limb and figure at least some do not.

  1. Burning Leaves
  2. Pizza Sauce
  3. Pencil Shavings
  4. Tide Laundry Detergent
  5. Fried Apples
  6. Carnival Cotton Candy
  7. A freshly mowed lawn
  8. S’mores
  9. Salt Water Taffy
  10. French Fries
  11. Fried Chicken
  12. Exploded Firecrackers
  13. Bubblegum
  14. Old Leather
  15. Antique books
  16. Chalkboard erasers
  17. Carpet Stores
  18. New car floor mats
  19. Fresh Pretzels
  20. BBQ Pork
  21. Donuts
  22. Tree Bark
  23. Ozone
  24. Pool Chlorine
  25. Sunblock
  26. Charcoal
  27. Damp Morning Air
  28. Popcorn
  29. Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
  30. Clean towels
  31. Hospitals
  32. Cedar Mulch
  33. Hot Asphalt
  34. Coffee
  35. Ground up Tires
  36. Gasoline
  37. Construction Paper
  38. Halloween Masks
  39. A Snickers Bar
  40. Chili Powder
  41. Dirt
  42. Sawdust
  43. Vinyl Seats
  44. Jellybeans
  45. Pancakes
  46. Newspaper
  47. Acrylic Paint
  48. Creeks and Ponds
  49. Typewriter Ribbons
  50. The Inside of a walk-in freezer

You’ll notice a lot of food items here. I won’t apologize for that–I like food! Taste and smell are intertwined in our day-to-day lives, and it takes the fun out of the exercise to try and separate one from the other.

50 Things that are also next to Godliness

Monday, July 19th, 2010

They say Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I say, there’s more than that. In contrast to our last 50 things, which focused on the negative, this morning we will dive into a bunch of words my spell-checker absolutely can not stand and focus on positive, happier things. Enjoy.

  1. Pretzeliness
  2. Rockinliness
  3. Gardenliness
  4. Playdohliness
  5. Kittenliness
  6. Steakiness
  7. Dr. Pepperliness
  8. Cheap Gasolineliness
  9. Foodliness
  10. Thinkiness
  11. Chuck Berryliness
  12. Poetryness
  13. Three Day Weekendliness
  14. Musiclines
  15. Muscleliness
  16. Rhythmliness
  17. TVliness
  18. BBQliness
  19. Winningliness
  20. Funniness
  21. Cartooniness
  22. Grammaticaliness
  23. Spellingliness
  24. Gummi Bearliness
  25. Jazziness
  26. Cheesiness
  27. Speediness
  28. iTunesiness
  29. Podcastiness
  30. Toys ‘r Usiness
  31. Bearsiness
  32. Steve Carrelliness
  33. Sugariness
  34. Cinnamoniness
  35. Indiana Jonesiness
  36. Jamboreeliness
  37. Hopscotchiness
  38. Butterscotchiness
  39. Disneyness
  40. SciFiliness
  41. Jimmy Buffetliness
  42. Comic bookiness
  43. Roboticiness
  44. Creativitiness
  45. Slim Jiminess
  46. Cupcakiness
  47. Simpsoniness
  48. Funsiesliness
  49. Rollercoasterliness
  50. Ridiculousnessness

 

 

Into the wilderness

Monday, September 14th, 2009

I’m working on reviving and furthering my writing skills, and I’ve determined it would be useful to do frequent writing exercises.  I will be posting them online for anyone to see and read. Comments, critiques, and suggestions are all welcome.

The goal of this site is to encourage growth, development, and maturity of my writing skills. And possibly some entertainment for whatever audience this may attract.

This site will not be entirely prompt-focused. I can’t promise entirely what that will evolve into, but there will be occasional works that sprang from my own dusky psyche rather than the pages of a book.

There won’t be any set schedule, though the goal is as much as possible.

Here we go.