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Imagine Now – November 17th, 2011

Imagine Now, the Witch of Rosemary. She lumbers through the Halls of the Unloved, casting spells of shame on all she spies. She hides behind a great red mask with a smiling gash carved into it, and her jaw clicks when she speaks.

She has cursed you with speaking to her master, the temperamental Goblin Wizard.

Unable to break free, you must speak.

What do you say?

English is a crazy language

Saw this online tonight (thanks @tripleecho!). Found it funny.

20 Distractions

20 Distractions

Distractions are like static across your mind’s eye.

  1. Television
  2. Facebook
  3. Email
  4. Farmville (et al.)
  5. Pets
  6. Families
  7. Loud neighbors
  8. Hunger
  9. Sickness
  10. Hangovers
  11. News websites
  12. Phone calls
  13. Text messages
  14. Radio
  15. Video games
  16. Yard work
  17. Your job
  18. Motorcycles
  19. The house settling (seriously does that ONLY happen at 2am?)
  20. Blogs

26 Character Gimmicks (That Don’t Create a Person, Sorry)

20 Gimmicks (That Don’t Make a Story, Sorry)

  1. Super Powers
  2. Mysterious lineage
  3. Ignored at (home/school/work/etc.)
  4. Abused at (home/school/work/etc.)
  5. Loves animals
  6. The Quiet One
  7. Child Genius
  8. The Swoony Best Friend
  9. The Hot Guy
  10. The Cute Girl with no confidence
  11. The Slimy Executive
  12. The Jerk with a Heart of Gold
  13. The Reformed Criminal
  14. The Wise Cabby
  15. The Bookworm
  16. The Starving Artist
  17. The Failed Celebrity
  18. The Fallen Angel
  19. The Raised Demon
  20. The Musician
  21. The Pixie
  22. The Party Girl
  23. The Royal
  24. The Sinister Minister
  25. The Gambler
  26. The Sultry Lounge Singer
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