This morning we present 50 Things that Pave the Road to Hell. The Road is strewn with many wondrous things, possibly including (but not limited to ) any of the following:

  1. Oversight
  2. Adverbs
  3. Attendance Concerns
  4. Memos
  5. Meetings
  6. Oprah Proteges
  7. Youtube Videos
  8. Family Guy Quotes
  9. Pop Music
  10. Denny’s
  11. The FreeCreditReport.com Guys
  12. Duckface photos
  13. Teenagers
  14. Hipsters
  15. Will Ferrell movies
  16. Andy Samberg
  17. One-Dimensional TV Commercials
  18. Early Morning Radio Talk Show Hosts
  19. Bitching About Video Games
  20. Arguing Politics
  21. American Idol Hype
  22. Window-Thumping Bass
  23. Loud Motorcycles at 3AM
  24. Perpetual Middlingness
  25. Facebook Ennui
  26. First Drafts
  27. Other Drivers
  28. Local Commercials
  29. Awards Ceremonies
  30. Oscars Hype
  31. Managers
  32. Michael Bay Movies
  33. Cellphone early-termination fees
  34. Alarm Clocks
  35. Smooth Peanut Butter
  36. Long Doctor Office Waits
  37. Fanboys
  38. Animals Wearing Clothing
  39. Exposition-heavy radio commercials
  40. Reality Television
  41. Deadbeat neighbors
  42. Generic Soda
  43. Nerd Rage
  44. Overly-enthusiastic Cosplayers
  45. LOLcats
  46. Low Rent Music Covers
  47. FOX Network Programming Decisions
  48. iPhone rage
  49. Informercials
  50. Internet Arguments
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